"Probably the best band ever..."  - Band wife

                         "We danced our asses off...!!" - Bachelorette party

"Played literally all the songs I love and every style of music..." - Festival crowd

                        "I just wanted to have 1/2 the fun you guys looked to be having..." - NYE guest

"I sang along until I was hoarse for days..." Party guest

                          "in the name of all that's good and holy that was loud..." - Father McGinnis

"I love you man..." - Random drunk guy

                           "You guys are unbelievable...but then again I drank a ton of gin tonight." - Random drunk girl

"I thought they were hot..." - Your girlfriend

                           "Such good, good boys..." - Your Mom

"I really just wanted to enjoy the vapors of a good wine..." - Guy that needs his ass kicked

                           "I was really digging the bass..." No, for real, someone said that. ?????

"My band is better..." - Guy in the back of the room with scowl and arms crossed