"Probably the best band ever..." - Band wife
"We danced our asses off...!!" - Bachelorette party
"Played literally all the songs I love and every style of music..." - Festival crowd
"I just wanted to have 1/2 the fun you guys looked to be having..." - NYE guest
"I sang along until I was hoarse for days..." Party guest
"in the name of all that's good and holy that was loud..." - Father McGinnis
"I love you man..." - Random drunk guy
"You guys are unbelievable...but then again I drank a ton of gin tonight." - Random drunk girl
"I thought they were hot..." - Your girlfriend
"Such good, good boys..." - Your Mom
"I really just wanted to enjoy the vapors of a good wine..." - Guy that needs his ass kicked
"I was really digging the bass..." No, for real, someone said that. ?????
"My band is better..." - Guy in the back of the room with scowl and arms crossed